Topic: Call Waiting Elves
Category: Things
Author: Darkle
Creation Date: Thursday, March 7th 1996

Call Waiting Elves are rather like Windex Elves (q.v.), except without the fetish for blue liquid. Instead, they wreak havoc on poor Internet users who haven't got the luxury of dialing *70. It is said in some dark circles that they are servants of Sh*b-*nternet.