Topic: Windex Elves
Category: Things
Author: Darkle
Creation Date: Wednesday, December 13th, 1995

These benevolent faeries flit among the cleaning aisles of grocery stores in the wee hours of the morning, blessing random bottles of Windex. Blessed Windex is just like normal Windex, only it has twice the vitamins and minerals of regular Windex, plus a fresh minty taste.