Topic: care bears
Category: Things
Author: Darkle
Creation Date: Thursday, March 7th 1996

No, these are NOT fuzzy disgusting creatures. These are their cousins, which are feral little beasties that eat Dan Quayle. What, you've never noticed bits missing out of Dan Quayle? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Check his fingernails one day.

Unfortunately, as Dan Quayle lives in the U.S. and care bears live in the Amazon rain forest, their food supply is limited, and the species is rapidly becoming extinct.