Topic: Babel Fish
Category: Things
Author: Logan5
Creation Date: November 1st, 1995

Babel Fish:The Babel fish is small, yellow and lecchlike, and probably the oddest thing in the universe, second only to Jerry Lewis(See 'Evil Incarnate').Basically, it translates anything someone says in a language that you don't understand into one that you DO understand. It has long been a possible symbol of God's inexistance(See 'The Great Arguement'). The Babel Fish, removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused some of the bloodiest wars in history.