Bill Gates: The Sadistic owner/head programmer(Yeah right) of Microsoft, the world's stupidest and biggest OS-SemiOS company out there. Some people believe that he is Evil Incarnate, but we all know that Evil Incarnate was Jerry Lewis. Gates is said to hate 42, and all followers of the cult-of-42. Considered to one of the worst enemies of 'Hikers, second only to the Ravenous BugBlatter Beast of Traal's Grandmother, who could make a Vogon cry.