Topic: White Mice
Category: Things
Author: Tesla
Creation Date: Thursday, January 18, 1996

White mice are the second most intelligent creatures to be found on Earth or in TinyTIM, second only to cats (q.v.). Most humans believe themselves to be superior to both these species, along with dolphins. Boy, are they ever mistaken.
Anyway. Humans think they're running complicated behavioral experiments on the mice. However, it's the mice that are running experiments on humanity, to unknown purpose. Do not be fooled by the cheese and the squeaking. Is it any wonder that the famed Brain just happens to be a white mouse? I THINK NOT! Muahahahahaha.