Topic: Sink
Category: Things
Author: Darkle
Creation Date: Monday, January 22nd, 1996

SINK is played by Discordians and people of much ilk.
PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing... in water, or mud, or anything you can sink something in.
RULES: Sinking is allowed in any manner. To date, ten-pound chunks of mud have been used to sink a tobacco can. It is preferable to have a pit of water or a hole to drop things in. But rivers--bays--gulfs--I daresay even oceans--can be used.
TURNS are taken thusly: whosoever gets the junk up and in the air first.
DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing SINK to help find more objects to sink, once one object is sunk.
UPON SINKING: The sinker shall yell "I sank it!!!" or something equally as thoughtful.
NAMING OF OBJECTS is sometimes desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object, and whoever sinks it can say (for instance), "I sank Columbus, Ohio."

<tab><tab>--ALA HERA, E.L., N.S., Rayville Apple Panthers,
<tab><tab>quoted in _Principia Discordia,_ by Malaclypse the
<tab><tab>Younger, K.S.C.