Topic: Saorism 2
Category: Saorisms
Author: Saor
Creation Date: Monday, July 31st 1995

One of the keys to happiness in life is being able to set the time on your VCR. This indicates that you have a solid grasp of space-time, and also a very mellow attitude; both of which go hand-in-hand. As it is infinitely improbable (3 to the power 3929384 to 1 against) that any TIMster can do this, happiness is hard to come by for them. Also, it has been shown that correctly setting your VCR clock can cause a rift in the fabric of space, allowing one to login to TinyTIM using your VCR.